LEZ VAMPS
Stories inspired by the art of Mark Wheatley
Edited by Gary Henry
Guest Reviewer Derrick Ferguson
See, I had no idea at all there there was even a Lesbian
Vampire genre in print or movies. If I had, you can bet your sweet bippy I’d
have been all over it in no time at all. Mark Wheatley explains it all in his
highly entertaining introduction to LEZ VAMPS but I’ll give you the thumbnail:
the short stories in LEZ VAMPS are based upon one of Mr. Wheatley’s paintings.
His fans liked it so much a contest was launched to find the best short story
based on that painting. And an extraordinary painting it is. But don’t take my word for it. Bounce
on over to his Facebook fan page and check ‘em out for yourself.
Fortunately for us, the decision was made to collect some of
the best entries into a digital anthology that is available for free. And it’s
made a believer outta me when it come to the Lesbian Vampire genre.
But the first story “The Adoption” by James Smith wasn’t the
one that did it for me. It’s the sort of story that as I was reading it I was
way too aware of the fact that I was reading a story. It’s supposed to be
humorous, I get that. But the overall effect on me was that of a guy in a bar
jabbing you in your ribs with his elbow telling you what he thinks is the
funniest joke in the world and you’re sitting there praying he’ll finish so you
can get back to watching the ball game and drinking your beer.
“Boundary Dispute” by Cynthia and Mike Arsuaga did sell me
on the premise, I’m happy to say and it should have been the first story in the
book. This piece is drenched in sensual atmosphere and moodiness. Let’s face
it, you give me a story that’s about Lesbian Vampires and I expect my fair
share of erotic titillation. This story delivered exactly that.
“Lez Vamps” by Johnda Estep is what I call a Hit The Ground
Running Story. It starts off fast and doesn’t let up. Most of it is carried
along by dialog which is something I greatly admire in any writer as I feel my
own work just doesn’t feel like if it has much meat unless I provide
description. But some writers can convey exactly what they want to a reader by
the skillful use of dialog and that’s what’s going on here. It’s a nice change
up from the previous story which is heavy on description that feels like a
heavy cloak wrapping around you. This one bounces back and forth and never
slows down from start to finish.
Gordon Dymowski’s “Out There In The Night” is a
straightforward story of vampire seduction. Mr. Dymowski tells a story that
could easily be the beginning of a novel, if he wishes to take it further. But
then again, he doesn’t have to. Between this story and “Boundary Dispute” I was
beginning to get the whole thing about Vampire Lesbians…it’s not about sex and
it’s really not even about the vampirism. It’s all about the seduction. Like
the song says, that’s the hook that keeps you coming back and that’s the hook
that kept me reading.
“Theatrics” by Bill Nichols did what I think “The Adoption”
was trying to do: be a funny Lesbian Vampire story. The difference is that
“Theatrics” actually is funny because Mr. Nichols got out of the way of his
story and told the story instead of
trying to impress me with how much of a funny guy he is.
“The Prey” by Askshat Sinha is really one that made me sit
up and go ‘whoa’ because it started out to be one kind of story and subtly
shifted into another so smoothly that I got blindsided and that’s exactly what
I think the author was going for. This is the kind of story I read anthologies
for and why I love them so much. “The Prey” has a gut punch of an ending I
found very satisfying and enjoyable.
“The Undead” by Charles Baird also continues in that theme
of seduction that I found I responded to in my favorite stories of this
anthology. The sex and the actual vampirism is almost a byproduct of the way that the characters come into
vampirism. They want to be seduced
and they want to feel the overwhelming emotion of being pursued and seduced. It’s like a drug and this story as well as
“The Prey” and “Out There In The Night” communicates that very well.
“Vampires: A Short Essay” by Russ Rogers didn’t turn my
crank at all. Just like “The Adaption”
it’s a story that came across to me as the writer trying to show how how hip
and cool and funny he is rather than giving me a story worth my time to read.
There are a couple of poems in this anthology as well:
“Night” by Johanda Estep and “Savior In The Tent Of Countess Reynardine” by
Steffan Gilbert” that I didn’t review because when it comes down to poetry, I
am way outta my league. My appreciation of poetry begins and ends with Dr.
Seuss and I’m not ashamed to admit it. But if if you’re a fan and appreciate
erotic poetry then by all means, check out the two offerings and maybe you’ll
get more out of them than I did.
So should you read LEZ VAMPS? Well, first of all it’s a free
read so there’s that to take into account. And most of the stories are pretty
good so I’d say Yes. As for me, I’m going to hunt up more movies and stories
about this Lesbian Vampires genre apparently you guys have been hiding from me.
(This E-book is avaible for FREE at the following links.)
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