THE ADVENTURE OF THE
INCOGNITO COUNTESS
INCOGNITO COUNTESS
By Cynthia Ward
Aqueduct Press
110 pgs
Lucy Harker is the daughter of Count
Dracula and Mina Harker, a fact known only to a handful of people. Growing up
half-vampire, she is trained to become a spy for the British government and is
directed by the mysterious M, in this case that stands for Mycroft Holmes. In
her first field assignment, Lucy is told to she is to act as a secret bodyguard
to an American military officer traveling back the United States aboard the
maiden ship Titantic. The officer carries with him the plans to Captain Nemo’s
long lost super submarine, the Nautilus.
It is imperative the plans reach America safely and do not fall into
enemy hands. The enemy being the Germans who are once again beating the drums
of war.
Now if you love outlandish pulp
plots as this reviewer does, then you have to know Ms. Ward’s is so marvelously
peppered with such well known fictional characters that we were captivated from
the very first chapter. Never mind that once aboard the Titantic, Lucy
encounters the Lord and Lady Greyborough; well known throughout the empire for
their wealth and prestige. Rumors abound that he, James Greyborough, was
actually raised by apes in the jungles of Africa
as a babe. Lucy sees him as a possible ally should she need one during the long
sea trip.
Whereas there are several German
agents also on board; which comes as no real surprise. Having been properly
briefed my M, Lucy believes herself ready for anything. Anything that is except
for a beautiful young woman named Carmilla Karnstein who happens to be an
actual vampire with abilities far beyond her own. Though instantly attracted to
the exotic beauty, Lucy suspects her of being in with the spies and must be
ever vigilant or else be undone.
But when her passions threaten to
override her training, she soon finds herself in more danger than she could
possibly have imagined. “The Adventure of the Incognita Countess,” is pure pulp
in the grandest style and Ward’s panache in bringing these colorful characters
together in such a radical, over-the-top plot is just fantastic. This is one of
those adventures one needs to relish and relinquish all attempts finding a
rational behind the plot. It’s just fun…and tons of it. And wait till the iceberg shows up!