Tuesday, November 10, 2020

A CHRISTMAS CAROL at 221 B

 

A CHRISTMAS CAROL at 221 B

By Thomas Mann

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Publishing

22 pgs

 

So we are on Amazon buying books recently when we see the cover to “A Christmas Carol at 221 B.” What? A Sherlock Holmes Christmas story. Okay, we need to read this one. We put in our order and the book arrives three days later. To our amused surprised, it is a very, very, VERY small book totally a grand 22 pages. All of which tell a truly amazing, wonderful story perfect for the holiday season.

It is Christmas Eve and Holmes and Watson, both in their later years, are warm and safe in their 221 B digs enjoying a glass of wine and smoke while outside a wintry storm blows. Holmes finds himself melancholy, the rarest of all rarities for this man and Watson immediately inquires as to why. Holmes replies that the answer lies in a long ago event in his youth past when, at the age of 24, he met a 95 year old Ebeneezer Scrooge.

Holmes tells Watson Dickens’ tale is all true and his experience provided the good doctor, and we readers, with a truly wonderful little sequel to what happened to all those marvelous people after Scrooge’s change of heart. There’s also a crime being hatched which young Holmes must grapple with to save the day.

In all, “A Christmas CAROL at 221 B” is a gem. Thank you Mr. Mann and Merry Christmas to us all.


2 comments:

Mike Pompeo said...

Bruce Willis said... Ron, have you seen that hilarious Santa/Trump oriented cartoon thats been doing the rounds on a lot of websites recently ?, in it Santa Claus is on the roof of a house with his reindeer preparing to descend down the chimney but on the other side of the building Donald Trump has climbed up a ladder and is saying to Santa: "While you`re in there take their food stamps", and then Santa says back to Trump: "Food stamps ! ! !, you must be joking Mr. President, this is the house where the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 lives and i fully intend to spend the entire night having my willy squashed and squeezed between her truly unbelievable tits and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them ! ! !", then in the background one of Santa's reindeer says: "Fucking lucky fat bastard, hes gonna` tit-fuck arguably THE most perfect tits of all-time while we`ll have to stand out here all night in the cold and snow like wankers ! ! !". When i saw it i dont think i`ve ever laughed so much in my entire life and its been hailed as a Christmas classic that people will be falling about laughing at for the next 100 years and beyond.

Bruce Willis said...
Christmas for me has always been about the traditional things, a beautiful tree, coloured lights, tinsel, presents, food (in absurdly excessive amounts), booze (in ludicrously excessive amounts), the decorations, that wonderful warm magical Christmassy feeling that only occurs in the 6 weeks between late November and early January, family get-togethers, Christmas movies and music, the list goes on really. But i must admit that for a long time now the MOST magical thing that i experience and enjoy and look forward to at Christmas more than anything else is that every year on December the 25th at 9 in the morning my fairy godmother appears and allows me to travel back in time to 1985 so i can have my willy squashed and squeezed between the quite incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys truly unbelievable tits for 5 hours non-stop and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those amazingly perfect knockers, i say 5 hours because my fairy godmother always stipulates that i have to return at 2 in the afternoon in time for Christmas dinner with my family otherwise i forfeit the yearly treat with the astonishing Miss Hickey. Christmas and tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey, its such an astoundingly perfect and irresistably joyous way to experience the Yuletide magic. Merry Christmas everyone, and think of me on Christmas morning/early afternoon having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most stunningly perfect tits of all-time, who knows it might make you feel magical as well (or murderously jealous of me of course, depending on your mood).

Collingthorpe Redemption said...

Jacob Marley said...
Bob Cratchit: "You did say i could have Christmas Day off Mr. Scrooge ! ?".

Ebenezer Scrooge: "Oh, very well, but be in all the earlier the next morning ! ! !".

Bob Cratchit: "But Mr. Scrooge, the next day is Boxing Day and i want that
as well, you rotten old bastard ! ! !".

Diego Maradona said...
Scoring that classic goal and lifting the World Cup Trophy in `86 were indeed marvelous and memorable, but if i`m being honest they still only represent and constitute the second greatest time in my life, the MOST incredible thing i ever experienced in my life (and perhaps will EVER experience!) occurred about a year earlier in `85, i was in Dublin in Ireland at exactly the same time (co-incidentally and luckily for me) that the truly amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey was there doing some stripping in night clubs so i went back stage to her dressing room at one of the night clubs after she`d finished her act (which was incredible for starters ! ! !) and told her that she drove me wild with lust and desire and that i desperately wanted to tit-fuck her astounding knockers. And then over the next few hours the bird proceeded to provide me with THE greatest and most incredible night of sexual pleasure i`ve ever had in my life, first i spent an hour having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably the most unbelievably perfect tits of all-time and then i unloaded literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them, then i fucked her, buggered her, sodomized her, 69nd-her, and spunked all over her. Then it was back to those amazing tits for another hour of quite incredible tit-fucking, what a truly mind-blowing bird Pauline Hickey was and i will NEVER forget that amazing night of lust i spent with her in Dublin 34 years ago. And, like i said, it will always be something that even out-ranks winning the World Cup with regards to the greatest and most memorable times of my life ! ! !.

Donald Trump said...
I like those glory-hole videos where the birds guzzle down 15 wads of spunk out of 15 different choppers in 45 minutes, the great thing about them is that the geezers are almost totally anonymous (as they should be of course) so its like the bird is interacting with a completely disembodied dick there-by ensuring that nothing is gonna` spoil your wank. Hey, just imagine the amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey doing that, not only would it be fantastic to see the bird guzzle down half-a-gallon of spunk but a lot of the spunk would probably end up on those unbelievable tits (as it drizzled down onto them out of the sides of her gob!) and seeing that incredible bird with her astoundingly perfect tits drenched and dripping with the equivalent of 6 or 7 wads of spunk would`ve represented one of THE greatest masturbation-aids of all-time...COR...WOW...WEY-HEY...! ! !