VIC CHALLENGER – A SAVAGE PLACE
By Jerry Gill
Ann Darrow Co.
216 pgs
Writer Jerry Gill’s savage reincarnated adventuress,
Victoria Custer (nickname Vic Challenger) is back in this, her ninth adventure.
It’s a non-stop, high octane story that never lets up for a second. In this
outing, Vic hears about a so-called man-eating plant said to exist lost Mkodo
jungles of Madagascar. Before the ink dries on her travel plans, Vic is in a
small dhow sailing from the coast of Africa to the island nation.
Immediately her boat is attacked by pirated and though the
entire crew is murdered, she manages to elude that fate and makes her way to
land. After overcoming natural survival challenges as only she can, Vic soon
reaches civilization and there outfits herself for her journey into the
dangerous back-country jungles. Accompanying her is a young girl, Zarah, who
has read Vic’s exploits in the international newspapers and wants to mimic her
adventurous career. Once in the jungle, they encounter savage lemurs, bizarre
acid producing plants, giant birds and deadly underground monsters.
As if that wasn’t enough to deal with, they soon learned
they are being followed my jewel hunting mercenary named Moreau who will stop
at nothing to achieve his dreams of wealth and power.
“A Savage Place” is another solid chapter in this remarkable
adventure series that is so pulpish that when reading, we had to wonder if
Jerry Gill wasn’t a time-traveler from the 20s. If you haven’t encountered the
Queen of New Pulp yet it is high time you did.
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Massive Knockers: Pauline Hickey 1985
Massive knockers: Lisa Phillips 1988
Massive knockers: Lorna Maitland 1964
Massive knockers: Dolly Parton 1964
Massive knockers: Viviene Kanoia 1965
Massive Knockers: Francesca "Kitten" Natividad 1966
Massive knockers: Lu Varley 1987
Massive Knockers: Chesty Morgan 1946
Massive knockers: Chelsea Charms 1994
Massive knockers: Pandora Peaks 1982
NB: Important clarification, The dates are an approximation of when the specific mega-titted beauty in question was around 18 years-old and there-fore at the absolute pinnacle and peak of her physical attractiveness and desirability, and, by definition of course, the peak of her tit-fuckability as well ! ! !.
You're travelling through another di-girl-sion, a di-girl-sion of time, a di-girl-sion of mind, a wondrous land where you can have your willy squashed and squeezed between the quite astonishingly perfect tits of a literally endless line of 17 year-old Pauline Hickey look-a-likes, your next stop, the signpost up ahead, you just crossed over into "THE PAULINE HICKEY TIT-FUCK ZONE".
By the way, i also watched "secrets of the strip-o-gram girls" (1985) the only film that Pauline Hickey ever appeared in, it's an appalling film and the quite astonishing Miss Hickey is indeed the ONLY reason to watch it, but I must admit seeing that amazing bird in a complete movie was quite an experience, that bird really was totally beyond belief in her unparalleled pulcritudenousness.
I like those glory-hole videos where the birds guzzle down 15 wads of spunk out of 15 different choppers in 45 minutes, the great thing about them is that the geezers are almost totally anonymous (as they should be of course) so its like the bird is interacting with a completely disembodied dick there-by ensuring that nothing is gonna` spoil your wank. Hey, just imagine the amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey doing that, not only would it be fantastic to see the bird guzzle down half-a-gallon of spunk but a lot of the spunk would probably end up on those unbelievable tits (as it drizzled down onto them out of the sides of her gob!) and seeing that incredible bird with her astoundingly perfect tits drenched and dripping with the equivalent of 6 or 7 wads of spunk would`ve represented one of THE greatest masturbation-aids of all-time...COR...WOW...WEY-HEY...! ! !
I performed literally every imaginable, conceivable and possible sex-act in the known universe with Marilyn Monroe on numerous occasions circa 1960, but i have to admit that as incredible and memorable as those sex-sessions with Marilyn were i would still have gladly missed out on them completely in exchange for somehow being able to magically travel forward in time by 25 years to 1985 so that i could`ve spent the rest of my life having my knob squashed and squeezed between the truly astounding 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys mind-bogglingly perfect tits (and unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them at regular 10-minute intervals preferably forever ! ! !, without her aging of course, otherwise after 70 years i`d have been tit-fucking an ugly old slag of 87 ! ! !). Now you must understand that as incredible as Marilyn Monroe was she was still as nothing when compared to the literal living breathing vision of mega-titted loveliness that was the truly amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985. That stunning bird was unlike anything i`ve ever seen before or since and tit-fucking the bird for the next 10,000 years non-stop 24 hours-a-day uninterrupted would`ve been a million times better than getting taken out by a snipers bullet in Deeley Plaza on November 22nd 1963 ! ! !. Now people say i was shot by a geezer who was jealous of me because he knew i`d been fucking, buggering, sodomizing, 69-ing and spunking all over Marilyn (and literally hundreds of other gorgeous sexy 18 year-old Hollywood starlets from the mid-1950`s) on a regular basis for years, but completely irrespective of that i still know that tit-fucking the unbelievable 17 year-old Pauline Hickey forever would`ve been infinitely more exciting that any political bull-shit like the so-called Cuban missile crisis ! ! !. Pauline was a true Sex-Goddess for all eternity, and that scum J. Edgar Hoover can go fuck himself, the dirty queer bastard.
I actually once knew this crack-head slag who blew me regularly for dosh, i used to love pulling the birds knickers down and seeing her bum and twat. I played this game with the bint where-by as the slag was gobblin` my chopper i said to the bird "whats your favourite colour ?" and the dirty slut said "Purple!, whats yours", i said back "Brown, and i`ve always wanted to get my willy brown without paint, any ideas how i could do it ?", the bird finished guzzling down a massive wad of spunk that i`d just squirted out of the end of willy into her gob, and then said that she knew a hole where i could stick my knob that would get it covered and coated with lovely brown smelly stuff, then i (pretending not to know what the bird was talking about) asked her !!!!!!!!!! (arsed, get it !!!!!!!!!!) where i might find such a hole, and then the bird bent over and pulled her gorgeous arse-hole wide open (and her lovely twat was opening up as well from the pulling open of the arse cheeks) and told me very sweetly and innocently to shove my willy into it, so obviously i did and after about 10 minutes of hard-arse fucking i unloaded yet another massive wad of spunk up her amazing bum (whilst i reached around and rubbed her clit red raw and finger fucked her at the same time!). When i pulled my willy out the stink of shit was unbelievable (there was a lot of shit on the floor as well where it had squelched out past my knob from the thrusting of the dick in and out of her bum) and my knob was totally immersed in the birds shit too, the bird then turned around and said "you did want to get your willy brown, so i thought i`d provide you with the most pleasurable way to achieve your dream, so to speak", then as an incredible bonus the slag blew me again, this time licking and eating all her own shit off of my dick until i finally gave her a perfect 'spunk desert' to follow the poop by unloading yet another truly megalithic wad of jizz down her lushious throat. It was one of the greatest sexual experiences of my life, and with an ugly smelly 40 year-old crack-head slag as well, would you credit it!.
Its interesting of course that George Best is still thought of as one of the greatest players of all time (which he was, no question about it) but he still quite understandably says that THE greatest and most legendary thing he ever achieved was when he traveled to the Scottish Highlands in 1985 to a cozy and secluded cottage that he`d rented for the week-end for a secret rendezvous with...er...can you guess who he was meeting there...! ?...thats right...you guessed it...first time...the truly astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey, he always said it was THE most astonishing week-end of lust and sexual ecstacy he`d ever experienced in his life as he proceeded to perform literally every imaginable, conceivable and possible sex-act in the known universe with her for the entire 72 hours, although, surprise surprise, he also always emphasized that the absolute highlight of the week-end was on the Sunday when he spent no less than 10 hours non-stop bombay-rolling (tit-fucking) the bird senseless (and unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those astoundingly perfect tits at regular 10 minute intervals during the entire 10 hour period, there-by also giving her quite a few pearl necklaces in the process as well, obviously). BTW, another profound and true thing he always said about that incredible 10 hour bombay-roll was that having his knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most mind-bogglingly unbelievable and perfect tits of all-time was the equivalent of winning the World Cup 20 times in a row ! ! !, just to put into perspective how mind-blowing the amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys tits were 35 years ago ! ! !.
The Robot: "Before lifting off i will need time to study the controls, they look very complex"
Zachary Smith: "You`re always making things difficult, this one must be the ignition...there...er...i wonder what that was...er...i think we better leave the spaceship post-haste"
The Robot: "You have inadvertently released all the creatures in the keepers girl-agerie, they will be exiting the spaceship very soon...but dont worry Zachary...there is a silver lining, one of the keepers obsessions was collecting all the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey look-a-likes he could find on every planet he ever visited and they will be exiting the spaceship soon as well, and they`ll all be completely naked...COR...WOW...WEY-HEY...! ! !"
Zachary Smith: "Oh how glorious, once the creatures have dispersed you will then help me to grab as girl-y Pauline Hickeys as possible when they emerge, you will then stand guard over them while i take one at a time and spend an hour tit-fucking each one senseless until i unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those mind-blowingingly unbelievable tits"
The Robot: "Understood Zachary, its just that while i`m standing guard i will be wracked with rage, bitterness, jealously, resent-girl-t and frustration because i would very much like to tit-fuck them all as well, however being a robot i only have a one-inch-willy (including a laughably small steel helmet) and there-fore would not be able to function sexually"
Zachary Smith: "Ha Ha...all the more for me...you sad, pathetic, desperate, one-inch-willied, tin plated fool"
Confutious, he say: "Man who has willy squashed and squeezed between incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievable tits then unload half-pint of spunk all over them circa 1985 forever destined to become President of United States 31 years later in 2016 ! ! !". Confutious wrote that prophesy 3000 years ago, and now, as we all know, its actually come true ! ! !.Confutious, he say: "Man who has willy squashed and squeezed between incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievable tits then unload half-pint of spunk all over them circa 1985 forever destined to become President of United States 31 years later in 2016 ! ! !". Confutious wrote that prophesy 3000 years ago, and now, as we all know, its actually come true ! ! !.
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Clark Gable: "Scarlett, Scarlett, you know i love you Scarlett, i always will"
Vivien Leigh: "Oh Fiddle-dee-dee, if thats true Rhett why were you upstairs having your willy squashed and squeezed between the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievably perfect tits ! ?"
Clark Gable: "Because as much as i love you Scarlett your tits are not in the same league as hers"
Well let me tell you something my Kraut-Mick friend, Johnny Fontaine never gets that picture, it`ll make him a big star, that bastard took the truly incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickey away from me and it made me look ludicrous, and a geezer like me cannot afford to be made to look ludicrous. And i dont care what dego, gumba, spik, wop, greaseballs come out of the woodwork, now you get the hell outta here. BTW, if i find a horses head in my bed tonight i`ll sodomize it (as long as it was a mare of course ! ! !).
I like those glory-hole videos where the birds guzzle down 15 wads of spunk out of 15 different choppers in 45 minutes, the great thing about them is that the geezers are almost totally anonymous (as they should be of course) so its like the bird is interacting with a completely disembodied dick there-by ensuring that nothing is gonna` spoil your wank. Hey, just imagine the amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey doing that, not only would it be fantastic to see the bird guzzle down half-a-gallon of spunk but a lot of the spunk would probably end up on those unbelievable tits (as it drizzled down onto them out of the sides of her gob!) and seeing that incredible bird with her astoundingly perfect tits drenched and dripping with the equivalent of 6 or 7 wads of spunk would`ve represented one of THE greatest masturbation-aids of all-time...COR...WOW...WEY-HEY...! ! !
I actually once knew this crack-head slag who blew me regularly for dosh, i used to love pulling the birds knickers down and seeing her bum and twat. I played this game with the bint where-by as the slag was gobblin` my chopper i said to the bird "whats your favourite colour ?" and the dirty slut said "Purple!, whats yours", i said back "Brown, and i`ve always wanted to get my willy brown without paint, any ideas how i could do it ?", the bird finished guzzling down a massive wad of spunk that i`d just squirted out of the end of willy into her gob, and then said that she knew a hole where i could stick my knob that would get it covered and coated with lovely brown smelly stuff, then i (pretending not to know what the bird was talking about) asked her !!!!!!!!!! (arsed, get it !!!!!!!!!!) where i might find such a hole, and then the bird bent over and pulled her gorgeous arse-hole wide open (and her lovely twat was opening up as well from the pulling open of the arse cheeks) and told me very sweetly and innocently to shove my willy into it, so obviously i did and after about 10 minutes of hard-arse fucking i unloaded yet another massive wad of spunk up her amazing bum (whilst i reached around and rubbed her clit red raw and finger fucked her at the same time!). When i pulled my willy out the stink of shit was unbelievable (there was a lot of shit on the floor as well where it had squelched out past my knob from the thrusting of the dick in and out of her bum) and my knob was totally immersed in the birds shit too, the bird then turned around and said "you did want to get your willy brown, so i thought i`d provide you with the most pleasurable way to achieve your dream, so to speak", then as an incredible bonus the slag blew me again, this time licking and eating all her own shit off of my dick until i finally gave her a perfect 'spunk desert' to follow the poop by unloading yet another truly megalithic wad of jizz down her lushious throat. It was one of the greatest sexual experiences of my life, and with an ugly smelly 40 year-old crack-head slag as well, would you credit it!.
Have you seen that hilarious Santa/Trump oriented cartoon thats been doing the rounds on a lot of websites recently ?, in it Santa Claus is on the roof of a house with his reindeer preparing to descend down the chimney but on the other side of the building Donald Trump has climbed up a ladder and is saying to Santa: "While you`re in there take their food stamps", and then Santa says back to Trump: "Food stamps ! ! !, you must be joking Mr. President, this is the house where the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 lives and i fully intend to spend the entire night having my willy squashed and squeezed between her truly unbelievable tits and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them ! ! !", then in the background one of Santa's reindeer says: "Fucking lucky fat bastard, hes gonna` tit-fuck arguably THE most perfect tits of all-time while we`ll have to stand out here all night in the cold and snow like wankers ! ! !". When i saw it i dont think i`ve ever laughed so much in my entire life and its been hailed as a Christmas classic that people will be falling about laughing at for the next 100 years and beyond.
Bob Cratchit: "You did say i could have Christmas Day off Mr. Scrooge ! ?".
Ebenezer Scrooge: "Oh, very well, but be in all the earlier the next morning ! ! !".
Bob Cratchit: "But Mr. Scrooge, the next day is Boxing Day and i want that
as well, you rotten old bastard ! ! !".
Christmas for me has always been about the traditional things, a beautiful tree, coloured lights, tinsel, presents, food (in absurdly excessive amounts), booze (in ludicrously excessive amounts), the decorations, that wonderful warm magical Christmassy feeling that only occurs in the 6 weeks between late November and early January, family get-togethers, Christmas movies and music, the list goes on really. But i must admit that for a long time now the MOST magical thing that i experience and enjoy and look forward to at Christmas more than anything else is that every year on December the 25th at 9 in the morning my fairy godmother appears and allows me to travel back in time to 1985 so i can have my willy squashed and squeezed between the quite incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys truly unbelievable tits for 5 hours non-stop and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those amazingly perfect knockers, i say 5 hours because my fairy godmother always stipulates that i have to return at 2 in the afternoon in time for Christmas dinner with my family otherwise i forfeit the yearly treat with the astonishing Miss Hickey. Christmas and tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey, its such an astoundingly perfect and irresistably joyous way to experience the Yuletide magic. Merry Christmas everyone, and think of me on Christmas morning/early afternoon having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most stunningly perfect tits of all-time, who knows it might make you feel magical as well (or murderously jealous of me of course, depending on your mood).
"HU...HU...HU...Ohhhhh...The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things, they`re bouncy trouncy bouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun, but the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is i`mmmmm the only one ! ! !...HU...HU...HU..."
HU...HU...HU...Ohhhhh...The wonderful thing about Pauline Hickeys tits is Pauline Hickeys tits are wonderful things, they`re bouncy trouncy bouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun, but the most wonderful thing about Pauline Hickeys tits is that you can have your willy squashed and squeezed between them, and then spunk all over them ! ! !...HU...HU...HU..."
In the remake of Black Christmas (2006) i liked the scene where the geezer was spying on the gorgeous bird taking a shower, that birds arse was unbelievable and such a classic masturbation-aid in the freeze frame mode ! ! !.
Pauline Hickey was 17 in 1985...WOW...the same year that film was made where that incredible bird showed her amazing arse on the highway, imagine having those two astonishing birds as your sex-slaves in 1985 ! ! !, it would be the ultimate tits and arse fantasy, you could alternate between buggering the bird with the unbelievably perfect arse for half-an-hour and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk up her bum, then over to the stunning Pauline for half-an-hour of incredible tit-fucking and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk over her astounding tits and perhaps pearl necklace the bird as well. Like i said, you could then alternate between the two birds for literally a year of non-stop bummin` one bird and tit-fucking the other ! ! !, it would be total perfection and quite amazing.
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